I am looking for the best seat
\nI can find.
\nRow one, in the middle.
\nClose up.
\nLeather upholstery.
\nCool on a hot day.
\nSoft on my own worn out seat.
\nI want a seat up close
\nat swearing-in ceremonies,
\nspecial occasions.
\nMy grandchildren receiving
\ntheir college degrees.
\nGetting married.
\nTheir hundredth birthdays.<\/p>\n
I want a chair that touches back.
\nThat spreads out.
\nThat shakes me awake
\nwatching TV.
\nI want a chair that floats,
\nturns 360\u00b0.
\nThat never loses my glasses,
\nthe TV control.
\nRings like a telephone
\nso I can hang up
\nwhen I\u2019m finished talking.<\/p>\n
I want a chair that implodes.
\nGets out of the way.
\nTurns over easy
\nso I can vacuum up
\npopcorn underneath.
\nA chair that tips people out
\nwhen I need to sit,
\nin the best seat in the house.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I am looking for the best seat I can find. Row one, in the middle. Close up. Leather upholstery. Cool on a hot day. Soft…<\/p>\n