{"id":2331,"date":"2012-04-16T23:26:19","date_gmt":"2012-04-16T22:26:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/w7m.3ee.myftpupload.com\/?p=2331"},"modified":"2012-04-16T23:26:19","modified_gmt":"2012-04-16T22:26:19","slug":"the-purse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theodorewaterfield.com\/?p=2331","title":{"rendered":"The Purse"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There is no conundrum vaster than a purse.<br \/>\nWith rumpled swans of Kleenex,<br \/>\nsticks of scarlet grease.<br \/>\nCoins lost in the crevices of the bottom.<br \/>\nGum for worried chewing.<br \/>\nMirrors and combs.<br \/>\nPowders for lightening the skin,<br \/>\ndarkening the skin.<br \/>\nPads of ink for tracing the eyes<br \/>\nwith dainty brushes.<\/p>\n<p>A cornucopia of notes and paper,<br \/>\nlists, reminders, but no hurried<br \/>\nlines of poetry, for which there is no time.<br \/>\nA small technological wonder<br \/>\nfor pressing keys that take photographs,<br \/>\nsends calls, receives messages,<br \/>\nprovides the weather.<br \/>\nAnd pills for good humor,<br \/>\nlow blood pressure, arthritis,<br \/>\npep ups, tranquilizers, aphrodisiacs,<br \/>\nhallucinogens and breath sweeteners.<br \/>\nBut most touching,<br \/>\nmost valuable,<br \/>\npictures of lovers, children, friends,<br \/>\nand the owner of the purse<br \/>\nin winsome poses.<\/p>\n<p>All that is the beginning<br \/>\nof an archaeological treasure,<br \/>\nlost over a canyon,<br \/>\nfalling into a rock slide<br \/>\nand immediately covered<br \/>\nfrom wind and weather,<br \/>\nto be found a million eons from now.<br \/>\nA Rosetta stone of wife, girlfriend,<br \/>\nmother,<br \/>\nnot unlike the discoverer,<br \/>\nfussing through her purse<br \/>\nfor a pen.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There is no conundrum vaster than a purse. With rumpled swans of Kleenex, sticks of scarlet grease. Coins lost in the crevices of the bottom.&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/theodorewaterfield.com\/?p=2331\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The Purse<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2331","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-index-of-all-poems","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theodorewaterfield.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2331","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theodorewaterfield.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theodorewaterfield.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theodorewaterfield.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theodorewaterfield.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2331"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/theodorewaterfield.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2331\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2332,"href":"https:\/\/theodorewaterfield.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2331\/revisions\/2332"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theodorewaterfield.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2331"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theodorewaterfield.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2331"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theodorewaterfield.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2331"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}