{"id":2598,"date":"2017-02-10T01:15:32","date_gmt":"2017-02-10T00:15:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/w7m.3ee.myftpupload.com\/?p=2598"},"modified":"2017-04-30T20:11:56","modified_gmt":"2017-04-30T19:11:56","slug":"never-better","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theodorewaterfield.com\/?p=2598","title":{"rendered":"Never Better"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My tears are real,<br \/>\nnot literary.<br \/>\nMy faith is broken with dread.<br \/>\nThe words of my catastrophe<br \/>\nare scattered.<br \/>\nIt\u2019s depressing.<br \/>\nI have been thoroughly spoiled<br \/>\nby phantasmal metaphysics.<br \/>\nI think I\u2019m going to lick<br \/>\nan ice cream cone and look<br \/>\nsinister.<\/p>\n<p>Tell everyone I\u2019ve lied to,<br \/>\nwhich is everyone,<br \/>\nthat henceforth<br \/>\nI will judge life,<br \/>\nand the truth,<br \/>\nby my digestive system.<br \/>\nThe rate of my heartbeat,<br \/>\nmy blood pressure reading,<br \/>\nand from a collection of these<br \/>\nand other tea leaves<br \/>\ndetermine the state of things.<\/p>\n<p>What\u2019s become of my boy<br \/>\nand the things he learned at school,<br \/>\nand why<br \/>\nthe center of life<br \/>\nis a relative place,<br \/>\nalways at the crossroads<br \/>\nof a beginning,<br \/>\nand never better than that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My tears are real, not literary. My faith is broken with dread. The words of my catastrophe are scattered. It\u2019s depressing. I have been thoroughly&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/theodorewaterfield.com\/?p=2598\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Never Better<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2598","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-index-of-all-poems","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theodorewaterfield.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2598","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theodorewaterfield.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theodorewaterfield.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theodorewaterfield.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theodorewaterfield.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2598"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/theodorewaterfield.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2598\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5115,"href":"https:\/\/theodorewaterfield.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2598\/revisions\/5115"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theodorewaterfield.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2598"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theodorewaterfield.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2598"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theodorewaterfield.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2598"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}